Too many birthdays

GF = 1/23
Brently = 1/24
Julianne = 1/25
My sister = 1/25



...shit.

R.I.P. Heath

It's really a shame, The Dark Knight looks amazing.

Gunna miss my dawg forealz.

"I Hate Myself and Want to Die" - Nirvana

Runny nose and runny yolk
Even if you have a cold still
You can cough on me again
I still haven't had my fulfill

In the someday what's that sound?

Broken heart and broken bones
Think of how a castrated horse feels
One more quirky cliche'd phrase
You're the one I wanna refill

In the someday what's that sound?

Most people don't realize
That two large pieces of coral,
Painted brown, and attached to his skull
With common wood screws can make a child look like a deer


also,

QUITE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST SONG EVER WRITTEN!!!!

More than meets the eye.

So recently my parents decided to spring the extra money and get the premium movie package from DirecTV (HBO, Showtime, Cinemax, etc.) for the first time in my entire life. I'm sure a motivating factor in this decision came because of the fact that I, being the youngest of my family, was now 18 years old, and that I would be no longer enticed to stay up late and watch the occasional soft core porn while they were asleep. (Despite the fact that I could have, and did, use the internet for that exact reason regularly since about the seventh grade.) I cannot begin to dictate how often I desired these channels when bored at home, seeing many of my favorite movies on channels I could never watch. Since we have started getting these channels I have gone completely fucking ape shit over it. I stay up until 6 AM some nights watching shit like "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo" and "The Hills Have Eyes" among other movies that will probably be on everyday for the rest of the week, just because I finally have access to them.

My sleeping habits are completely fucked, and now when I try to go to bed earlier than midnight, I wake up at 3 or 4 AM unable to go back to sleep until mid-morning.

I have also ended up with the habit of either sleeping in for over ten hours, or receiving less than five every night. I don't even sleep on my own bed most the time, because I can use a remote for the TV downstairs if I sleep on the couch.

Fkkkkkk I think I need help.